Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, December 15 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin to kill her ex-husband through fake 'Rent-a-Hitman' website ____________________________________________________ Today, December 15, in 1978 U.S. President Carter announced he would grant diplomatic recognition to Communist China on New Year's Day and sever official relations with Taiwan. ____________________________________________________ Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. --- Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968) ____________________________________________________ >From Erik Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit HER sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, MY sister arrived by train from Sacramento to manage our household over the weekend. On Sundays this procedure worked in reverse with my sister departing by train ten minutes before my wife arrived. One evening after my sister left and while I awaited my wife's arrival, a porter sauntered over. "Mister," he said, "you are sure some man! But one of these days you are goin' to get caught!" ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ >From Justin Back in my day, they hadn't invented electricity yet. We had to watch television by candlelight. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Wendy Wein, 52, Michigan, USA Woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin to kill her ex-husband through fake 'Rent-a-Hitman' website A Michigan woman offered a fake hitman-for-hire website $5,000 to kill her ex-husband, per CNN. The owner of 'Rent-A-Hitman' turned over her information to the police, who arrested her last year. Wendy Wein pleaded guilty to a charge of solicitation for murder last month. She faces 9 years in prison. A Michigan woman wanted her ex-husband dead so she offered to pay a hitman-for-hire website $5,000 to have him killed, according to CNN. Wendy Wein, 52, found Rent-A-Hitman online, CNN reported, and she believed that it was a website that could be used to help find an assassin. She filled out a form in July 2020, expressing her wishes to have her ex killed, and later provided them with his address, place of work, and schedule, per CNN. The only problem was that the website exists solely to dupe people looking to solicit murders. Wendy Wein thought she was planning the murder with Guido Fanelli who said he was the chief consultant for Rent-A- Hitman but this was actually the fictional alter-ego of Bob Innes. Innes, who lives in California, started the website for an internet security business but it eventually morphed into an online trap for those looking to solicit murders, according to CNN. Now, Innes sifts through requests and hands over serious inquiries to law enforcement. Innes told CNN that he gives people 24 hours to "cool off" before calling the police. A day later, Wein said she still wanted to hire a killer, CNN reported. She later handed over a down payment of $200 to cover out-of-state travel, per Michigan Live. The owner of 'Rent-A-Hitman' turned over her information to the police, who arrested her last year. Wendy Wein pleaded guilty to a charge of solicitation for murder last month. She faces 9 years in prison. A Michigan woman wanted her ex-husband dead so she offered to pay a hitman-for-hire website $5,000 to have him killed, according to CNN. Wendy Wein, 52, found Rent-A-Hitman online, CNN reported, and she believed that it was a website that could be used to help find an assassin. She filled out a form in July 2020, expressing her wishes to have her ex killed, and later provided them with his address, place of work, and schedule, per CNN. The only problem was that the website exists solely to dupe people looking to solicit murders. Wendy Wein thought she was planning the murder with Guido Fanelli who said he was the chief consultant for Rent-A- Hitman but this was actually the fictional alter-ego of Bob Innes. Innes, who lives in California, started the website for an internet security business but it eventually morphed into an online trap for those looking to solicit murders, according to CNN. Now, Innes sifts through requests and hands over serious inquiries to law enforcement. Innes told CNN that he gives people 24 hours to "cool off" before calling the police. A day later, Wein said she still wanted to hire a killer, CNN reported. She later handed over a down payment of $200 to cover out-of-state travel, per Michigan Live. Wendy Wein, 52, was arrested and faces 9 years in prison.Michigan State Police Innes turned over her information to Michigan State Police. Undercover officers arranged to meet her in a parking lot and arrested her on July 17, 2020, Michigan Live reported. Wein pleaded guilty to charges of solicitation for murder and use of a computer to commit a crime, in November, according to Monroe County Prosecuting Attorney's Office. She now faces at least nine years in prison, officials said, per Michigan Live. Wein will appear in court for sentencing on January 13, 2022. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Yana Re: FB Friend Requests Dear Webby I am getting two Facebook Friend Requests every day, they have a picture of a reasonably good looking woman, a female sounding name, but FB treats them as male. For example "...has updated his profile" What is the story? Yana Dear Yana The same as their phony fact checkers, that only check if your post might annoy fanatic Democrats, with total disregard to actual facts, those phony friend requests are just Facebook insiders trying to con you. Most of them try to con youto go to a "Whatsapp" link. That too is Facebook, but could also be a virus link. If there is no filled out profile, no common friends, no realistic page, then it is phony. Just REMOVE. Treat it like spam. Don't tell them that you exist by telling them off. Just remove. Have FUN! DearWebby A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!" | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and said that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, "I pissed in its ear." The teacher said, "You WHAT?" He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!,' and it didn't move. So, it must be dead." ______________________________________________ A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preacher..Ah guess so." The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I did not Reverend." The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least a minute this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?" The ole drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher... "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore." "What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks. "It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!" "You mean hystErical," his friend said, chuckling. "No, I mean HISTORICAL," the man insists. "Every argument we have, she interrupts with: "But, before we got married, you told me you loved me." ___________________________________________________ | Today, December 15, in 1654 A meteorological office established in Tuscany began recording daily temperature readings. 1791 In the U.S., the first ten amendments to the Constitution, known as the Bill of Rights, went into effect following ratification by the state of Virginia. 1840 Napoleon Bonaparte's remains were interred in Les Invalides in Paris, having been brought from St. Helena, where he died in exile. 1854 In Philadelphia, the first street cleaning machine was put into use. 1877 Thomas Edison patented the phonograph. 1890 American Sioux Indian Chief Sitting Bull and 11 other tribe members were killed in Grand River, SD, during an incident with Indian police working for the U.S. government. 1938 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt presided over the ground-breaking ceremonies for the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, DC. 1939 "Gone With the Wind," produced by David O. Selznick based on the novel by Margaret Mitchell, premiered at Loew's Grand Theater in Atlanta. The movie starred Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable. 1941 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed into practice Bill of Rights Day. 1944 A single-engine plane carrying U.S. Army Major Glenn Miller disappeared in thick fog over the English Channel while en route to Paris. 1944 American forces invaded Mindoro Island in the Philippines. 1944 Dr. R. Townley Paton and a small group of doctors laid the groundwork for the Eye-Bank for Sight Restoration. 1961 Former Nazi official Adolf Eichmann was sentenced to death in Jerusalem by an Israeli court. He had been tried on charges for organizing the deportation of Jews to concentration camps. 1961 The U.N. General Assembly voted against a Soviet proposal to admit Communist China as a member. 1964 Canada's House of Commons approved a newly designed flag thereby dropping the Canadian "Red Ensign" flag. 1965 Two U.S. manned spacecraft, Gemini 6 and Gemini 7, maneuvered within 10 feet of each other while in orbit around the Earth. 1970 The Soviet probe Venera 7 became the first spacecraft to land softly on the surface of Venus. The probe only survived the extreme heat and pressure for about 23 minutes and transmitted the first data received on Earth from the surface of another planet. 1973 J. Paul Getty III was found in southern Italy after being held captive for five months, during which his right ear was cut off and sent to a newspaper in Rome. 1978 U.S. President Carter announced he would grant diplomatic recognition to Communist China on New Year's Day and sever official relations with Taiwan. 1979 The former shah of Iran, Muhammad Riza Pahlavi, left the United States for Panama. He had gone to the U.S. for medical treatment on October 22, 1979. 1979 In a preliminary ruling, the International Court of Justice ordered Iran to release all hostages that had been taken at the U.S. embassy in Tehran on November 4, 1979. 1982 Gibraltar's frontier with Spain was opened to pedestrian use after 13 years. 1983 The last 80 U.S. combat soldiers in Grenada withdrew. It was just over seven weeks after the U.S.-led invasion of the Caribbean island. 1989 An uprising in Romania began as demonstrators gathered to prevent the arrest of the Reverend Laszlo Tokes, a dissident clergyman. 1992 IBM announced it would eliminate 25-thousand employees in the coming year. 1992 Bettino Craxi, the leader of Italy's Socialist Party, was informed that he was under investigation in a burgeoning corruption scandal in the northern city of Milan. 1992 El Salvador's government and leftist guerrilla leaders formally declared the end of the country's 12-year civil war. 1993 In Geneva, 117 countries completed the Uruguay Round of the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). The countries agreed on a reform package. 1993 The prime ministers of Britain and the Republic of Ireland (John Major and Albert Reynolds respectively) made the "Downing Street Declaration," stating the basis for trying to achieve peace in Northern Ireland. 1995 The U.N. Security Council authorized NATO to take over the peacekeeping operations in Bosnia. 1995 French rail workers voted to end a three-week-old strike. 1996 Boeing Co. announced plans to pay $13.3 billion to acquire rival aircraft manufacturer McDonnell Douglas Corp. 1999 Syria reopened peace talks with Israel in Washington, DC, with the mediation of U.S. President Clinton. 2000 The Chernobyl atomic power plant in Kiev, Ukraine, was shut down. 2000 New York Senator-elect Hillary Rodham Clinton agreed to accept an $8 million book deal with Simon & Schuster. The book was to be about her eight years in the White House. The advance was the highest ever to be paid to a member of the U.S. Congress. 2001 It was announced that Siena Heights University would begin offering a class called "Animated Philosophy and Religion." The two-credit class would cover how religion and philosophy are part of popular culture and is based on the television series "The Simpsons." 2010 The U.N. Security Council gave a vote of confidence to the government of Iraq when they lifted 19-year-old sanctions on weapons and civilian nuclear power. 2021 Do smiled. |
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