| | | | | | Dear Loser, Aspiring Loser or General Hanger-On:
Are you feeling sort of ... helpless these days? Well, just imagine what you could do if you ...
— had the ability to change into another being
— had X-ray vision
— could become many times as large as you are
— could Become many times as small as you are
— had supersonic speed
— were impervious to heat or cold
And then, of course, tell us -- if it's funny. It's this week's Style Invitational contest (a day early!).
And we have the winning "questions for terrible people," like: "Would you accept an offer to become a movie star even if you knew you would never get another role? What if the movie were “Jackass 3”?
In my supplementary column The Style Conversational, I discuss the new contest and results, plus one admittedly funny entry that's too tasteless even for the Invite.
This week's Invitational:
http://bit.ly/invite1203
This week's Conversational:
http://bit.ly/conv-1203
— Pat Myers, Empress of The Style Invitational
pat.myers@washpost.com
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