| |  | | No Trick-or-Treating or Screaming This Halloween, CDC Says | | Americans wasted $9 billion last year on disposable costumes and teeth-rotting candy, extorted out of us by kids threatening a trick if we don't treat, while they are in masks so we can't identify them after they egg our homes. Really, what kind of parent ever allowed this kind of thing? At least there is some sense from the Centers for Disease Control, although I suspect that the president may tell them to retract this recommendation too. After all, Halloween extortion is the American Way. | | |
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