I hope this Monday finds you well, friend. In 2001, Apple said, “What if your music lived in your pocket?” and Steve Jobs probably levitated while eating a diet of raw turnips.

It was the iPod. Revolutionary. Or as Gen Z might say: “ancient chic.” Guess how big the very first iPod’s storage was: A) 64 MB, B) 512 MB, C) 5 GB or D) 1 GB? The answer is waiting for you at the end!

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Robotaxis are silently (and sometimes awkwardly) roaming around Phoenix, San Francisco, Austin and wherever else humans dare let cars do improv in traffic. Waymo, Tesla and soon Amazon want you to ghost your Uber driver and jump headfirst into a future with no one behind the wheel.

Tempting? Sure. But should you? Well…

🧠 Waymo: sensor show-off

Waymo is Google’s souped-up baby Jaguar. And it’s not just cute. It’s packing serious hardware: GPS, radar, lidar and 29 cameras. You’d think it could see into next Tuesday.

In Phoenix, you can summon one with no driver. The doors unlock, you hop in, and off you go. Well, mostly.

Regulators have flagged 22 “incidents” ranging from boo-boos with barriers to cases of being directionally defeated by construction cones. One time, two women were straight-up trapped inside a car when the doors wouldn’t open. (Waymo Escape Room: now accepting reservations.)

Let’s not forget the recall: More than 1,200 vehicles were pulled after collisions with stationary objects.

Still, here’s the twist: Waymo’s crash rate is up to 80% lower than human drivers when it comes to injury-causing accidents. It’s safer, just not graceful. Think: clumsy nurse with steady hands.

⚡ Tesla: risk-taker

Tesla’s “Full Self-Driving” robotaxis skip the radar, skip the lidar and go camera-only. It’s kind of like teaching your car to drive by binge-watching dashcam videos.

In Austin, they’re testing 10 driverless Teslas with remote watchers instead of safety drivers. They need to. There’s a video of one in Austin having a brain-fart moment when seeing cops on the side of the road.

FSD recently failed to stop for a child-size dummy next to a school bus … eight times. One drove onto train tracks. And yes, there’s at least one fatal pedestrian crash under federal investigation. I love innovation, but I’m not about to trust my life to a car that still needs a hall monitor.

📦 Zoox: Amazon’s baby

Zoox isn’t so much a car as a couch with wheels. No steering wheel, no pedals, just four seats facing each other like a wine mixer on rails.

It’s still in testing, but this is Amazon. If they can deliver a karaoke machine, a cat fountain and 38 granola bars in the same package in two hours, robot rides are inevitable.

💵 What does it cost?

Waymo rides are usually cheaper than UberX. No tips. No surge pricing. No pretending to care about your driver’s screenplay.

During the Tesla tests happening now in Austin, it’s a $4.20 flat fee, which feels suspiciously like someone just wanted to say “guinea pig.”

🥳 Smart things you can say

🛸 Waymo’s cars trained on more than 20 million real-world miles and 20 billion miles in simulation. That’s like driving to Pluto. Twice.

👾 Tesla’s FSD gets smarter every time you drive (which is both amazing and a little creepy).

⚡️ Amazon’s Zoox? It can drive forward and backward and soon sideways at full speed. Because of course it can.

Me? I haven’t taken a Waymo yet.

I don’t use rideshares much at home. But let’s be real, tech fails at the worst time. Like the Waymo I got stuck behind that refused to move for a traffic cone in the middle of the street. Cops had to come sort it out, and I nearly missed my flight.

Are you ready for driverless ridesharing? I’d like to know your thoughts when you rate this newsletter at the end.

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🤖 Google’s AI problems: To “help” the publishers it just kneecapped with AI search, Google dropped a new feature: Offerwall. Your website visitors can now pay per article, watch ads or take surveys to get through content gates. Congrats! You’ve unlocked this joke by watching two ads and solving a CAPTCHA shaped like Sundar Pichai’s head.

Playing God: Now, this is nuts. British scientists just kicked off a mega-funded plan to build human DNA from scratch. The goal? A fully synthetic chromosome (just 2% of the genome) for now. Cue the ethical dilemma of gene creation and editing. Some say it’s lifesaving science, others say it’s biotech’s Jurassic Park moment.

🎭 Who owns your face? Get this. Denmark’s rewriting copyright law to give people ownership over their face, voice and vibe. Yes, really. If a deepfake of you pops up without consent, you can make platforms take it down. It’s the first law of its kind in Europe, and the U.S. might want to take notes. This will be ID theft in 2035.

💸 Fortnite refund: The FTC is giving you another shot to claim part of a $245 million settlement over shady in-app purchases. You’re eligible if you played between January 2017 and September 2022 and were charged for items you didn’t want, got locked out after a charge dispute, or if your kid made purchases without you knowing. Submit your claim by July 9.

🚨 Fake animal rescues on TikTok and Facebook: Scammers are editing real videos of older creators to make it look like they’re asking for help. One clip showed a man saying he has a story to tell, then it cuts to text: “you stayed 8 seconds so I don’t have to shut down my cat shelter.” Don’t click that donation link.

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Principle of least privilege: Business owners, ask your IT folks if your accounts are set up this way. It means users and systems only get access to what they need to get their tasks done. It’s a simple way to keep your info safe.

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To bee or not to bee.

Penn State’s unlikely dream team of entomologists and electrical engineers glued teeny QR codes to 32,000 bees to track their pollen-powered getaways.

A custom camera setup at hive entrances tracks individual bees 24/7, logging each exit and return with time, temperature and direction like they’re clocking shifts at BeeMart.

They learned most bees take coffee-break-length trips of up to four minutes, but some go full Irish exit and vanish for hours, challenging our current assumptions about beehavior.

Answer: C) 5 GB. That first-gen iPod could hold about “1,000 songs in your pocket,” as Apple famously promised. It might not seem like much today, but those 5 GB in 2001 felt like you were smuggling the entire Billboard Hot 100 in your jeans pocket.

Years ago, I named my iPod “Titanic.” This way, when I plugged it in my Mac, I saw the following message: “The Titanic is syncing.” 😃

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This is the #1 tech newsletter in the United States, and it’s made to make your brain go “oooOOOoooh” or at the very least give you a smart coffee buddy. That’s a wrap until tomorrow. Keep your data safe and your confidence high! I appreciate you. 📊 — Kim

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