This Is Not a Story About a Great White Whale

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  June 18, 2015 Subscribe   The editors of Beef Today comb the Internet to discover news cattle producers can use By Greg Henderson and FriendsThis Is Not a Story About a Great White Whale Although Moby, the 42-year-old baldheaded nag, (oh, me!) did lend a new interpretation to the classic Herman Melville novel title when he accused California farmers this week of hogging all the water. His petition calling for restrictions on how much water state farmers may use led to the expected chorus of can't-we-get-along responses from farm groups. For our part, we're waiting to hear if there's any truth to the rumor the California checkoff boards have inked a deal with new celebrity spokesman Eminem.
Moby: Save that water for lawns and pools
(Beef Today)

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You got a problem with moobs? (Youtube) Read More from Grazing the Net A superstorm of softer cash cattle prices and plunging beef cutout values have pushed feedlot closeouts deep into the red. Beef Today has the story. I Paid $300 to Be a Farmer and All I Got Was this Lousy Nintendinitis Computer-game simulation equipment maker Saitek's new $299.99 Farming Simulator controller gives you a detailed steering wheel with 900-degree rotation, loader control stick and 25-button side panel for "maximum realism" when farming your virtual Farming Simulator. All well-and-good for the price, but we prefer our farming simulators with some real farming situations, like anal-probing aliens, nine-figure net worths and further reassurance there's some places left on the Internet where kids are safe from naked women (or meeting any women, for that matter).
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