The most important news stories of the week are right here. Supreme High Chancellor of the People's Republic of Canada has invaded Poland! Oh no! Also, America prepares to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of 2 weeks to flatten the curve, and a Great White Shark wins a college swimming championship after eating all its competitors! Wow!

All the news that's fit to print is right here: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Trudeau Announces Invasion Of Poland

OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau addressed the nation on Tuesday to announce the mobilization of the Canadian Armed Forces against Poland, which he intends to invade and annex as part of the Canadian Empire...  Read more

Believe it or not, it has only been a little over one year of Joe Biden being the President of the United States. The Babylon Bee looks back on all the highlights.

The Babylon Bee Looks Back At Joe Biden's First Year As President

Children Horrified As 35-Year-Old White Mom Turns Into Gangsta Rapper During Halftime Show

8 Tips For Keeping Money Safe If Your Fascist Prime Minister Tries To Freeze Your Bank Account

Shame: Elon Musk Donates $5.7 Billion To Charity Even Though The Government Could Have Used It To Fill 7 Potholes

U.S. Men’s Curling Team Disqualified After Drug Test Reveals Obscene Levels Of Raw Masculinity

Nation Prepares To Celebrate 2nd Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve

Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

Canadian ATMs Now Asking Your Political Views Before Allowing You To Withdraw Money

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