Justin Trudeau has escaped Ottawa wearing blackface! Plus, The View cast threatens to quit unless Spotify censors Joe Rogan, CNN anchors are forced to wear chastity belts, and 9 signs you watch too much CNN!

It's that time again: The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Trudeau Dons Blackface To Escape Capital Undetected

OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly fled his residence at Rideau Cottage this morning, sneaking past a small fringe minority of 50,000 racist truckers while wearing the perfect disguise...  Read more

Justin Trudeau just released this statement where he claims the truckers hate him because he's a brave he/him of color, eh?

Trudeau Claims Truckers Only Hate Him Because He's Black

Cast Of 'The View' Threatens To Quit If Rogan Isn't Removed From Spotify

Facebook Stock Plunges After Zuckerberg Removes Human Skin Suit During Zoom Call With Shareholders

CNN Employees Now Required To Wear Chastity Belts

Socialists Condemn Workers Of The World For Uniting

9 Signs You're Watching Too Much CNN

9 Signs You're Watching Too Much Fox News

GoFundMe Freezes Funds For Child's Heart Surgery After Finding Out He Supports Trucker Protest

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