1.  Trump at Vaccine Event: ‘Vaccine or No Vaccine, We Are Back’

 OPERATION WARP SPEED 

“I just want to make something clear. It’s very important. Vaccine or no vaccine, we are back, and we are starting the process.”

2.  DeVos ‘Showering Private, Religious Schools With Virus Aid’

  REGARDLESS OF NEED 

One school has a completely normal website that denies claims it’s a cult.

Calling all news junkies and know-it-alls. Test your knowledge with the all-new Daily Beast Crossword.

3.  Yes, You Really Should Try to Tie-Dye Something Today

 PSYCHEDELIC 

Drenching something in dye and hoping it comes out looking good and not like an acid trip gone wrong is the perfect allegory for right now.

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4.  Don’t Let the News Get You Down; It May Be the Clue

 GET A CLUE 

Introducing The Daily Beast Crossword, taking your mind off the news by gamifying it five days a week.

5.  Cuomo Opens New York Beaches for Memorial Day

 FUN IN THE SUN 

But NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio suggested beach fun isn’t “in the cards” for city residents.

6.  GOP State Rep Billed for Oiling Capitol to Protest Satanists

 SLIPPERY 

Washington State Rep. Matt Shea (R-WA) poured olive oil down the steps where Satanist demonstrators had marched.

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7.  R. Kelly Denied Bid to Be Released Amid COVID—for 3rd Time

 UNLUCKY STREAK 

A New York judge Friday ruled against the disgraced singer’s argument that his prediabetes put him at high risk of contracting the virus.

8.  Trump Fan Who Wouldn’t Wear Mask at TJs Has Virus Symptoms

 ANOTHER COVIDIOT 

Genevieve Peters insists she’s totally fine because she has “an immune system.”

9.  Alaska at Risk of 100-Foot Tsunami at Any Time, Experts Warn

 WIPEOUT 

Researchers raise alarms that a massive glacier collapse and avalanche is possible near Anchorage within a year.

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10.  Biden: There’s No Way in Hell I’d Ever Pardon Trump

 FACE THE CONSEQUENCES 

Asked if he could rule out pardoning Trump, Biden replied: “Absolutely, yes, I commit.”

11.  Footage Shows Ahmaud Arbery Visiting Construction Site

  ‘NO ILLEGAL ACTIVITY’ 

Arbery’s legal team said, “This video is consistent with the evidence already known to us. Ahmaud Arbery was out for a jog.”

12.  Cops Arrest Boyfriend of Teen Who Allegedly Torched Mom, Bro

 BAD ROMANCE 

Kaleo Pangelinan is charged with two counts of murder, just like his online girlfriend, Candace Walton.

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13.  Boris Thinks COVID Hospitalized Him Because He’s Very Obese

 PUT DOWN THE BISCUITS 

The novel coronavirus landed the British prime minister in intensive care last month.

14.  Cuomo Tells NYC Residents: Stay Home Until at Least June 13

 STAY WITH IT 

The statewide shutdown was set to expire on May 15, but the governor has decided it’s not yet safe to lift restrictions.

15.  Couple Uses COVID-19 Mask in Emergency Baby Delivery

 DRASTIC MEASURES 

The husband said face masks his grandmother had knitted for family members proved to be a life-saver—but in an entirely different situation than expected.

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