Wanna pizza this? Homeslice is now delivering the best 20 inches of your life

Plus, we marvel at your impressive cooking skills and how to get elders to obey the lockdown rules |

Time In Couchbound No. #13 | Issue No. #2580 My Preferences | View Online Massive, truly massive, pizzas incoming Remember our list of places delivering ’za, despite The Situation? Remember how one very well-known and lusted-after London slice was conspicuous by its oily and enormous absence? That hole has been filled. Homeslice’s coma-inducing 20-inch monster pizza is, as of right now, available for home delivery! Also worth a mention: Homeslice has launched a weekly charity raffle. A tenner to enter and all proceeds go to NHS Charities Together. The prize? Two bright red Lamborghinis! Just kidding, it’s pizza. ADVERTISING Fingers on buzzers When it comes to London buses, what do the terms ‘platooning’ and ‘clumping’ refer to? Incoming: today’s streaming highlights 8.30pm Raise the roof, save a chapel You might love Frank Turner. You might not. Ultimately, it’s none of our business. What is our business is supporting the Union Chapel, one of London’s best-loved music and comedy venues. Captain Frank is doing a punky-folky benefit gig tonight on YouTube in aid of the chapel’s hallowed stage. Can’t make the gig, but want to donate anyway? Do it here. The best of the rest 5pm Bafta Q&A with the folk behind Parisian Netflix drama ‘The Eddy’. 6pm Melissa Cole takes over Big Drop Brewing Co’s YouTube with a cooking and beer tutorial. 7pm The National Theatre is streaming Inua Ellams’s heartwarming and hilarious hit ‘Barber Shop Chronicles’. Check out our full list of virtual highlights, updated every day. Dominate the elderly Having a hard time forcing unruly parents to obey the Lockdown Law? Are they flouting quarantine, like the freewheeling septuagenarian anarchists they are? While the sight of rebellious old people is adorable, it is, at this point, also potentially deadly. We asked an expert how to convince your folks to stay indoors, whether they like it or not. ADVERTISING More quality for your quarantine Russian excellence How to read (and enjoy) the work of that man Fyodor Dostoevsky More here Souped-up spice Chef-approved, pro tips for giving a boost to your Baltis More here Acquire hobbies Craft kits that’ll entertain your addled mind during lockdown More here Easy edibles Learn to make Shay Cooper’s stunningly simple pea soup More here Time Out asks What’s the absolute best thing you’ve cooked during lockdown? ‘A mezze platter with cheese bourekas, roasted aubergine, spinach with a garlic yoghurt, falafels and jewelled couscous!’ @hannah_brandler ‘Isolating alone but I've cooked something new from scratch everyday of the (for me) 55 day lock down. It has kept me sane. Here's buta no kakuni.’ @contentedtom Follow us on Twitter for the latest Time Out asks and we could make you famous, friend Feelgood links to ease the pain How does ‘ten hours of BBC oceanscapes’ sound right about now? YouTube An accurate and amusing take-down of Wes Anderson Twitter For anyone seriously missing the fruit machines Imgur People have started to get creative with flyers www.boingboing.net A fantastic collection of photos showing artists and their cats www.thisiscolossal.com ADVERTISING Hey London, share the love! Forward to a friend Time Out has become Time In while our wonderful city is on lockdown. We are still dedicated to bringing you the best of London, even while London itself sits indoors for a while. Wherever you are in the city, if there's something happening, Time In will let you know about it. Contact Us Terms Of Use My Preferences Unsubscribe Me 77 Wicklow St London, UK, WC1X 9JY, GB