Monday
Proverbs 23:33
I will see hallucinations and say crazy things [as a result of the sparkle and smooth taste of wine’s deceit].
Tuesday
Proverbs 23:34
I will stagger like a sailor tossed at sea, clinging to a swaying mast...
Wednesday
Proverbs 23:35
...And I will say, “They hit me, but I didn’t feel it. I didn’t even know it when they beat me up. When will I wake up so I can have another drink?”
Thursday
Proverbs 24:1
I don’t envy evil people; I don’t desire their company...
Friday
Proverbs 24:2
...For they spend their days plotting violence, and their words are always stirring up trouble.
Zingers
Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers
3151. A good salesman is the fellow who can convince his wife she looks fat in a fur coat.
3152. Husband and wife agreement--the wife stops driving from the backseat and the husband quits cooking from the dining table.
3153. Love is the glue that cements friendships; jealousy keeps it from sticking.
3154. Something every couple should save for their old age--their marriage.
3155. Too many marry for better or for worse, but not for good.