I like giving things away, especially in exchange for money. That's why our relatively new coffee table book—a $100,000 value—is now included FREE when you become a premium subscriber. You may recall that when The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee was first released, critics referred to it as "lengthy" and "definitely a book," and Kyle's mom gave it 4 stars on Amazon. You're probably wondering: Why would they give away so much for so little? There has to be a catch. No, there's no catch. At least not that we'd ever put in writing. That would be stupid. Now go sign up and claim your book so I don't have to fire the guy who said this would work. Seth Dillon CEO
