Monday Proverbs 23:33 I will see hallucinations and say crazy things [as a result of the sparkle and smooth taste of wine’s deceit]. Tuesday Proverbs 23:34 I will stagger like a sailor tossed at sea, clinging to a swaying mast... Wednesday Proverbs 23:35 ...And I will say, “They hit me, but I didn’t feel it. I didn’t even know it when they beat me up. When will I wake up so I can have another drink?” Thursday Proverbs 24:1 I don’t envy evil people; I don’t desire their company... Friday Proverbs 24:2 ...For they spend their days plotting violence, and their words are always stirring up trouble.
Zingers Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers 3151. A good salesman is the fellow who can convince his wife she looks fat in a fur coat. 3152. Husband and wife agreement--the wife stops driving from the backseat and the husband quits cooking from the dining table. 3153. Love is the glue that cements friendships; jealousy keeps it from sticking. 3154. Something every couple should save for their old age--their marriage. 3155. Too many marry for better or for worse, but not for good. |